When Sour Patch Kids, Hot Pockets, and chicken fingers dont quite seem likea balanced diet

The Hill:

President Trumps former doctor reportedly hid cauliflower in his mashed potatoes in an attempt to improve the presidents diet.

Former White House physician Ronny Jackson toldThe New York Timesthat he regretted leaving his position before he could implement the diet and exercise regimen planned for Trump.

The exercise stuff never took off as much as I wanted it to, he said. But we were working on his diet. We were making the ice cream less accessible, we were putting cauliflower into the mashed potatoes.

Do you need any more evidence that our pr*sident is a child? And a not particularly bright one at that.

I cant help but be reminded of this Office quote from Kevin Malone, who was stressing about his New Years resolution: Well, I said that I would eat more vegetables, and I havent yet. But its okay. I still have time, since last yearI ate none.

Why do I get the feeling that the only green thing Trump ever eats is a lime gummy bear? And the exercise regimen never took off? Thats because Trump thinksretrieving long-forgotten french fries from his adipose foldsis a brisk cardio workout.

And this is the guy were counting on to nip COVID-19 in the bud. Yikes.

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks?ThenDear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trumpandits boffo sequelsDear Pr*sident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald TrumpandDear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trumpby Aldous J. Pennyfarthingare the pick-me-up you need!Reviewers have called these books hysterically funny, cathartic, and laugh-out-loud comic relief. And theyre way,waycheaper than therapy.

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