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Why . . . so . . . serious? The Joker[1]

Its all a joke. The Comedian[2]

All humane people should admit that they are jokers; that they are playing games and playing tricks. That I am doing it on youI am most ready to admit this. I hoaxed you all into coming here to tell you . . . what? [laughs loudly, crowd laughs] Alan Watts[3]

Alan Watts is remembered, if at all, as that hippie philosopher, meaning perhaps both a philosopher who was a hippie (or vice versa), or a philosopher for or of hippies.[4]

But Constant Readers of this website know that, whatever else, Watts was above all[5] a man of the Right.[6]

For example, Greg Johnson points out that

Watts tries to reach out to the 60s counter-culture in Does it Matter?, but at the same time he makes it clear that he accepts the Traditional idea of historical decline and rejects all cause-mongering and progressivism.

It seems odd to think of Watts as a rightist because although

To most readers, the theory of Wealth versus Money seems both amazingly original and astonishingly nave. . . . that is because Watts is concealing his sources. In fact, the foundation of his proposals is merely a version of C. H. Douglas Social Credit theory. Of course Watts had good reason not to mention Douglas in the pages of Playboy in 1968: Social Credit was the economic system favored by Anglophone fascists like Ezra Pound.[7]

As another example of what might be called strange not so new respect, a reader of WattsBeyond Theology (Pantheon, 1965) finds that the hip, Zen-meditated, LSD-expanded young intelligentsia of 1965 were applying their psychedelic insights against dreary old Dad by advocating . . . intelligent design:

A universe which grows human beings is as much a human, or humaning, universe as a tree which grows apples is an apple tree. . . . There is still much to be said for the old theistic argument that the materialist-mechanistic atheist is declaring his own intelligence to be no more than a special form of unintelligence. . . .

The real theological problem for today is that it is, first of all, utterly implausible to think of this Ground as having the monarchical and paternal character of the Biblical Lord God. But, secondly,there is the much more serious difficulty of freeing oneself from the insidious plausibility of the mythology of nineteenth-century scientism, from the notion that the universe isgyrating stupidityin which the mind of man is nothing but a chemical fantasy doomed to frustration. It is insufficiently recognized that this is a vision of the world inspired by the revolt against the Lord God of those who had formerly held the role of his slaves. This reductionist, nothing-but-ist view of the universe with its muscular claims to realism and facing-factuality is at root a proletarian and servile resentment against quality, genius, imagination, poetry, fantasy, inventiveness and gaiety.Within twenty or thirty years it will seem as superstitious as flat-earthism.

Well, he seems to have been a little off on that prediction; the argument is still valid, though.[8] Archeo-futurism: whos more old fashioned than a free-thinking atheist/materialist?[9]

Or their cousins, the political Liberals.

But before we look any further at Watts suspiciously non-PC attitudes, lets step back and look at their source.

Watts fundamental insight equal parts philosophy (Vedanta), psychology (Gestalt), and pharmacology (LSD-25)[10] was that fundamentally, there are no things. Our experience and hence any idea we can form of the universe is of processes or waves.

Now these processes or waves have a kind of duality: they seem to have two parts, or phases, or sides. Up and down, black and white, left and right, front and back, life and death. I say seem or kind of because we dont want to get into any idea of these phases being like the parts of a transmission, out of which we can build or into which we can disassemble the machine. Thats the problem Descartes wound up with, having dissected experience into two utterly different kinds of thing (mind and matter) and then was left wondering how or if they interacted.

No, all these processes have aspects that are so closely bound up with each other that one cant even imagine them separated, like front and back.[11] To convey this non-relational relationship Watts suggested we use his neologism goeswith, as in Front goeswith Back.

Watts own expositions of this are so clear, compelling, and above all entertaining (and he called himself not a philosopher but a philosophical entertainer) that one fears sounding like someone over-explaining a joke, or falling into endless quotations. At this point, you might be better off sampling some audio/video remixes an enterprising chap has set up on YouTube.[12]

But it does need a bit of explaining, since for some 2000 years we, in the West at least, have been operating under two very different fundamental understandings

First, the Jews bequeathed to us the idea of an omnipotent Creator who creates creatures like man from out of the dust, and the dust itself out of nothing at all. Watts calls this the Ceramic Model (with hints of Semite?), after St. Pauls denying the pot the right to question the work of the potter.

There are problems with the model,[13] especially in the underlying, inescapable sense of existential uncertainty it inculcates. But around 500 years ago people began to rethink it, asking in particular why we needed God at all. Deism, which postulated a watchmaker god who wound things up and then went on vacation, eventually became outright scientific Atheism. The Ceramic Model was replaced with the Machine Model; more particularly, what I call the Idiot Machine Model. Unfortunately, the existential unease, the damnable contingency and fragility of everything, ultimately ending in the death of ourselves and the universe, remained.

Now this may seem like, indeed, airy-fairy hippie nonsense, but as Watts liked to point out, like all metaphysics, it is rockily practical. At least, there are practical conclusions.

For one, as weve seen, it makes Intelligent Design, well, intelligible. Animals are not bags of meat shoved around by outside forces called Nature; they are processes, and they gowith their environment: if there are people, then the universes is a peopling universe; if there is intelligence, it is an intelligent universe. Neo-Darwinism, despite its neo prefix, is just the same old Idiot Machine model. Admittedly, theyre also right to suspect ID is smuggling in God; its the Ceramic Model rearing its head again.[14]

To see how all this plays out in the modern political scene, we need to back up a bit first. Both the Ceramic Model and the Idiot Machine Model assume a universe of things, one of which is us. Humans, in particular, are in a forever precarious position vis--vis the universe (all the other things). In the Ceramic Model we are the creatures of a supposedly loving but strict and rather unpredictable God; in the Idiot Machine Model we are a random fluke of the universe,[15] subject to the apparently eternal extinction of death at some unknown but inescapable point, followed by the universe itself.

While the Joyous Cosmology of Watts is a game between White and Black, the existential unease produced by both of the other models issue in a fight, pitting White against Black.

The game of White and Black, where White tries to win, and eventually will,[16] but not without many ups and downs, which lend interest and spice to the game, becomes not a game but a fight when White feels absolutely positively that he must win. A loss (e.g., ones physical death) would be catastrophic literally, as Joe Biden would say, apocalyptic.[17]

Life lived according to Watts Joyous Cosmology is quite different:

It comes, then, to this: that to be viable, livable, or merely practical, life must be lived as a gameand the must here expresses a condition, not a commandment. It must be lived in the spirit of play rather than work, and the conflicts which it involves must be carried on in the realization that no species, or party to a game, can survive without its natural antagonists, its beloved enemies, its indispensable opponents. For to love your enemies is to love them as enemies; it is not necessarily a clever device for winning them over to your own side. The lion lies down with the lamb in paradise, but not on earthparadise being the tacit, off-stage level where, behind the scenes, all conflicting parties recognize their interdependence, and, through this recognition, are able to keep their conflicts within bounds.[18]This recognition is the absolutely essential chivalry which must set the limits within all warfare, with human and non-human enemies alike, for chivalry is the debonair spirit of the knight who plays with his life in the knowledge that even mortal combat is a game.[19]

Chivalry is the last thing that comes to mind when considering Hillary, and the last thing on her mind as well.

Secretary of StateHillaryClinton shared a laugh with a television news reporter moments after hearing deposed Libyan leader MuammarQaddafihad been killed.We came, we saw, he died, she joked when told of news reports ofQaddafis death by an aide.[20]

In foreign policy, this is the mentality of The Good War, which is actually all wars, since America is always in the right[21] and always faces The New Hitler.

Of course, this is always portrayed as a sin of the Right first, the obsession with bombing our enemies not into surrender and crude material plundering (which at least would be understandable)[22] but back to the Stone Age,[23] then, turned suicidally on ourselves, smugly professing ourselves to believe it Better Dead than Red.[24]

But in reality, its equally the mindset of the Liberals possessed with the Orwellian-named Humanitarian Interventionism, from McKinleys helping the Philippines and just accidentally acquiring an empire, to Wilsons War to End All Wars, to Hillarys excellent adventures in North Africa. Its always a war not for plunder or honor, but until the enemy is annihilated: unconditional surrender![25]

And as Watts would point out, since White cant really win where win means total annihilation of Black,[26] it follows that war is endless. Theres always a New Hitler; Eurasia has always been at war with Eastasia.[27]

On the domestic front, we see the White against Black mentality in the PC obsessions of modern Identity Politics. [28] The creatures of the PC universe are indeed helpless egos in bags of skin, facing a cruel world that constantly micro-aggresses them. And under such conditions, any accommodation to the Enemy is Treason.[29]

For Watts, though, things are entirely different:

The morality that goes with this understanding is, above all, the frank recognition of your dependence upon enemies, underlings, out-groups, and, indeed, upon all other forms of life whatsoever. Involved as you may be in the conflicts and competitive games of practical life, you will never again be able to indulge in the illusion that the offensive other is all in the wrong, and could or should be wiped out.[30] This will give you the priceless ability of being able to contain conflicts so that they do not get out-of-hand, of being willing to compromise and adapt, of playing, yes, but playing it cool. This is what is called honor among thieves, for the really dangerous people are those who do not recognize that they are thieves the unfortunates who play the role of the good guys with such blind zeal that they are unconscious of any indebtedness to the bad guys who support their status.

As Watts meditates on this, he just keeps digging himself deeper into the role of spokesman for hurtful bullies:

It is most important that this be understood by those concerned with civil rights, international peace, and the restraint of nuclear weapons. These are most undoubtedly causes to be backed with full vigor, but never in a spirit which fails to honor the opposition, or which regards it as entirely evil or insane. It is not without reason that the formal rules of boxing, judo, fencing, and even dueling require that the combatants salute each other before the engagement. In any foreseeable future there are going to be thousands and thousands of people who detest and abominate Negroes, communists, Russians, Chinese, Jews, Catholics, beatniks, homosexuals, and dope-fiends. These hatreds are not going to be healed, but only inflamed, by insulting those who feel them, and the abusive labels with which we plaster them squares, fascists, rightists, know-nothings may well become the proud badges and symbols around which they will rally and consolidate themselves. Nor will it do to confront the opposition in public with polite and nonviolent sit-ins and demonstrations, while boosting our collective ego by insulting them in private. If we want justice for minorities and cooled wars with our natural enemies, whether human or non-human, we must first come to terms with the minority and the enemy in ourselves and in our own hearts, for the rascal is there as much as anywhere in the external world especially when you realize that the world outside your skin is as much yourself as the world inside. For want of this awareness, no one can be more belligerent than a pacifist on the rampage, or more militantly nationalistic than an anti-imperialist.

Watts analyzes the moral crusader in terms straight from the work of that nasty anti-Semite, Kevin MacDonald:

I would never be able to know that I belong to the in-group of nice or saved people without the assistance of an out-group of nasty or damned people. How can any in-group maintain its collective ego without relishing dinnertable discussions about the ghastly conduct of outsiders? The very identity of racist Southerners depends upon contrasting themselves with those dirty black nigras. But, conversely, the out-groups feel that they are really and truly in, and nourish their collective ego with relishingly indignant conversation about squares, Ofays, WASPs, Philistines, and the blasted bourgeoisie.

Although Watts sees himself, and is, on the side of the Angels here, his refusal to turn this into a Battle in Heaven that the Angels must win against damnable devils marks him out, in contemporary terms, as a turncoat or a Fifth Columnist.[31] In the neo-Stalinist language of the SJWs, no matter what ones intentions, if one cuts the enemy some slack, or mildly critiques ones own side, one is objectively acting for the enemy. For example, whencomedian Patton Oswaltretweeted Steve Sailers remark that Political Correctness is a war on Noticing, he wasimmediately attackedby people saying that Sailer was objectively racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.[32]

And note the use of the quasi-N word! Ban The Book!

Watts, like Kevin MacDonald, suggests this moral signaling is rooted in Protestantism:

[M]odern Protestantism in particular, in its liberal and progressive forms, is the religion most strongly influenced by the mythology of the world of objects, and of man as the separate ego. Man so defined and so experienced is, of course, incapable of pleasure and contentment, let alone creative power. Hoaxed into the illusion of being an independent, responsible source of actions, he cannot understand why what he does never comes up to what he should do, for a society which has defined him as separate cannot persuade him to behave as if he really belonged. Thus he feels chronic guilt and makes the most heroic efforts to placate his conscience.

From these efforts come social services, hospitals, peace movements, foreign-aid programs, free education, and the whole philosophy of the welfare state. Yet we are bedeviled by the fact that the more these heroic and admirable enterprises succeed, the more they provoke new and increasingly horrendous problems.[33] For one thing, few of us have ever thought through the problem of what good such enterprises are ultimately supposed to achieve. When we have fed the hungry, clothed the naked, and housed the homeless, what then? Is the object to enable unfortunate people to help those still more unfortunate? To convert Hindus and Africans into a huge bourgeoisie, where every Bengali and every Zulu has the privilege of joining our special rat-race, buying appliances on time and a television set to keep him running?[34]

And surely the Ultimate Methodist Scold is none other than Hillary.

To Hillary and all the SJWs who would call this a gospel of passivity or even (ironically) despair, Watts make a simple distinction. He asks, if a pretty girl says she loves you, do you say Are you serious? or do you say, Are you sincere?[35] To the suicidal Seriousness of the Fighter, Watts contrasts the Sincerity and Good Humor of the Player, the Good Sport.[36]

Be that as it may, Watts verdict on the morals and politics of the adult world, pursuing scorched Earth in the name of Morality, is dire:

The political and personal morality of the West, especially in the United States, is utterly schizophrenic. It is a monstrous combination of uncompromising idealism and unscrupulous gangsterism, and thus devoid of the humor and humaneness which enables confessed rascals to sit down together and work out reasonable deals.

A monstrous combination of uncompromising idealism and unscrupulous gangsterism is really the perfect description of the Clintons, who, to be fair, are only the ultimate and most characteristic product of the Liberal Elite.

And as for the humor and humaneness which enables confessed rascals to sit down together and work out reasonable deals, is this not The Donald himself, the master of The Art of the Deal?[37]

And those same foreign rascals sense this as well:

Russian President Vladimir Putin had kind words for his stablemate Donald Trump during an annual end-of-the-year Q&A session in Moscow.

[Donald Trump is] a really brilliant and talented person, without any doubt, [Vladimir] Putin told reporters, according to a translation by Interfax. Its not our job to judge his qualities, thats a job for American voters, but hes the absolute leader in the presidential race.

The GOP frontrunner has been blunt about his plans for defrosting U.S. relations with Russia should he be elected president.

He says he wants to move on to a new, more substantial relationship, a deeper relationship with Russia, how can we not welcome that? he said. Of course we welcome that.

For Hillary, though, foreign policy, like everything else, is Serious Business, and rascals like Putin are devils to be threatened with 50s style nuclear annihilation.[38] As Camile Paglia has pointed out with some urgency, Hillary is the New Nixon, the ultimate Brown-shoed Square:

But Hillary, consumed by her own restless bitterness, has no such tranquility. The wheels must grind! The future must be conquered! Past slights must be avenged! So its all planning and scheming and piling up loot, the material emblem of existential worth.[39]

What would The Joker say about planning and scheming, and piling up loot?[40] What would Watts say, or even, dare we think it, God Himself?[41] Is Trump the hero we deserve, or the hero we need? Perhaps, as an earlier Joker would say, hes the enema this town needs.[42]

So, get with it, kids; save the Earth, and piss off your parents and the all the other squares, too: vote for Trump!

Notes

1.The Dark Knight (Christopher Nolan, 2012).

2.Watchmen (Alan Moore, 1986; Zach Snyder, 2009).

3.Is it Serious?(audio lecture), here.

4.See the opening paragraphs of Joyce Carol Oates novel of madness in Grosse Pointe, Expensive People: I was a child murderer. I dont mean child-murderer, though thats an idea. I mean child murderer, that is, a murderer who happens to be a child, or a child who happens to be a murderer. You can take your choice. When Aristotle notes that man is a rational animal one strains forward, cupping his ear, to hear which of those words is emphasized rational animal, rational animal? Which am I? Child murderer, child murderer? It took me years to start writing this memoir, but now that Im started, now that those ugly words are typed out, I could keep on typing forever. A kind of quiet, blubbering hysteria has set in. You would be surprised, normal as you are, to learn how many years, how many months, and how many awful minutes it has taken me just to type that first line, which you read in less than a second: I was a child murderer. (Vanguard Press, 1968; Modern Library, 2006). For more on Vanguard Press, see my Anti-Mame: Communist Camp Classic Unmasked, here.

5.Or beneath it all as he might have preferred; as did my mentor, Dr. Deck, who, in his Canadian way, liked to speak of things au fond and of approfondising some helpless dead philosopher.

6.See Greg Johnsons The Spiritual Materialism of Alan Watts: A Review ofDoes it Matter? here. Watts was known to be a quiet man of the Right, but it is high time that scholars determine just how far to the Right he was.

7.Johnson, loc. cit. Watts is somewhat more forthcoming about Douglas in his autobiography, but probably thinks rightly that its just a name to his readers. See In My Own Way: An Autobiography, 19151965 (New York: Pantheon, 1972).

8.I also love how Watts could see, even back then, that the argument was indeed about intelligence, and the phony opposition between Judaic Creationist Priests and Judaic Materialist Scientists; and what wonderful phrases he comes up with: insidious plausibility, gyrating stupidity. I vote we start using these ourselves; what else is the opponent of ID but an advocate of gyrating stupidity; any guesses as to how many factuality-facing fashionable atheists will have the intellectual courage to grasp the term as indeed articulating their view, or give the reason why not?

9.Compare Thomas MannsDr. Faustus, where the combined futurist extremism and atavistic primitivism (as Mann sees it) that led to the rise of Hitler is explored through a series of grotesque figures in the Kridwiss Circle who alternatively shock and amuse the conservative nobility, such as Daniel zur Hohe (author of a single book, on hand-made paper; a lyrico-rhetorical outburst of voluptuous terrorism; Stefan George?), and the, in this case at least, rather Wattsian figure of the polymath private scholar Dr. Chaim Breisacher, a Jewish Evola, sneering at the very idea of progress in a world that has been declining since Solomon built his temple. Miles Mathis writes that Scientists will say that the current models are superior to Genesis, at any rate, since one who accepts Genesis doesnt continue to ask how the Earth evolved. This much is true. Good scientists continue to study, while religious people and bad scientists do not. But this paper is not about good scientists, it is about bloated atheists and bad scientists, the sort that think they already know how things are. They have barebones models of the early Earth, models less than a century old and ever-changing, and they think they can claim with certainty how things are, who exists and who does not, how things got here and where they are going. They think a theory of how things evolved is equivalent to a theory of how things were created. They think a model of a complex twisting molecule is the same as a blueprint for life or an explanation of self-locomotion or a proof of phylogeny. They think that four-vector fields and non-abelian gauge groups and statistical analysis explain existence, complexity, solidity, and change. The whole article is available here. Seth Macy writes in Shut Up, Nerd that Its really a delight to see people waking up to the lameness of scientists. Nerds belong in labs or basements, not as the subject of memes. Science is extraordinarily useful. Scientists are extraordinarily lame, but they make science, so they have worth to society. The entire skeptical movement is filled with the same boring people who love to shit on everything right and lovely. They cant shit on stuff that sucks, because then theyd need to shit all over themselves like some skeptic tubgirl. We need to stop listening to anything they say outside of the confines of laboratory settings. Its like your favorite comedian spewing politics on Twitter. Shut the fuck up.

10.See The Joyous Cosmology (1965; reprinted 2015 with an introduction by Daniel Pinchbeck). The Joyous Cosmologyis Alan Wattss exploration of the insight that the consciousness-changing drugs LSD, mescaline, and psilocybin can facilitate when accompanied with sustained philosophical reflection by a person who is in search, not of kicks, but of understanding. More than an artifact, it is both a riveting memoir of Wattss personal experiments and a profound meditation on our perennial questions about the nature of existence and the existence of the sacred.

11.Thus, Jesus says that we should not listen to someone who says of the kingdom of Heaven that lo! It is here or lo! It is there, for the Kingdom is within us. And indeed We have created man, and We know whatever thoughts his inner self develops, and We are closer to him than (his) jugular vein. (Quran 50:16).

12.Ironically enough, the company and channel is called Tragedy and Hope, which should again be a red flag for conspiracy hounds, as well as connecting Watts to Hillary through Bills college mentor (and CIA control?) Carroll Quigley. Indeed, Isaacs videos document his journey from conspiracy theory to spirituality, a path that many of us who have opened the conspiracy can of worms can personally relate to. If you look throughmy channelyou will see that it is basically a reflection of my awakening, starting out with conspiracies and politics and then moving into philosophy and spirituality, which I now believe to be the most important truth, he said.

13.Such as making sense out of creation ex nihilo. See John N. Decks epochal critique St. Thomas Aquinas and the Language of Total Dependence, first published in Dialogue: A Canadian Philosophical Review, Vol. 6, 1967, pp. 7488; anthologized in Aquinas: A Collection of Critical Essays, Anthony Kenny, ed. (Notre Dame University Press, 1976), pp. 237254, and online here. Deck later generalized his argument as The Itself: In-Another Pattern and Total Dependence, also on Tony Floods website devoted to debating the issue.

14.George Bernard Shaw, a proponent of vitalism, argued that the public acceptance of Darwinism was not motivated by the supposed evidence they not being scientists, after all but rather by weariness at the constant surveillance and intrusions of the Calvinist God, little realizing that the God-less model left them with a literally senseless and meaningless universe. See his Preface to Back to Methuselah.

15.You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you know it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back. From Deteriorata, the National Lampoon parody of the uplifting 70s LP/poster Desiderata. For my reflections on the poon, see here. Deteriorata addresses both the Ceramic Model as well as Watts Joyous Cosmology: Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. Oddly enough, Adlai Stevenson was apparently a fan, despite his mean-spirited attack on Norman Vincent Peale (see my The Secret of Trumps A Peale, here).

16.Dr. Deck would correct Watts, or approfondise him, here; White and Black are a dialectic couplet, but White is the senior partner. In this sense, and only in this sense, White must win; the necessity is logical, not willful. As Gunon would say, quality and quantity are only logical opposites, not real entities; and while the Whole can be described, as a facon de paler, as Quality, (though really transcending both), Quantity (matter, darkness, evil, emptiness, etc.) is only a shadow, a point approached asymtopically. Watts does sometimes notice this: The game doesnt work in reverse, just as the ocean doesnt work with wave-crests down and troughs up.

17.Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, biblical?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes . . .

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together . . . mass hysteria!

Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point! (Ghostbusters, Ivan Reitman, 1984).

18.Another un-PC moment. This is the answer to all those Christians who smugly talk about we are all Gods children or In Heaven there is no Jew or Gentile as if this required us to throw open the borders, abolish all voting requirements, etc. They have confused (deliberately?) the levels of Heaven and Earth immanatized the Eschaton, as Voegelin liked to say.

19.This all and all the following otherwise unattributed quotes are from The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are (Pantheon, 1967), available online here and elsewhere.

20.We came, we saw, he died. You can, if you want, watch it here.

21.And you can believe me. . . . Because I never lie, and Im always right. Campaign ad for George Leroy Tirebiters father, running for dog-killer, on the Firesign Theaters Dont Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers (Columbia, 1970). According to Wikipedia, the first late-night movie on the album,High School Madness, is a parody of theAldrich Familyradio show, theArchiecomic book and of 1950s youth culture in general. See my Welcome to the Club: The Rise & Fall of the Mnnerbund in Pre-War American Pop Culture, here. The second movie, Parallel Hell is awar filmset inKorea, where the soldiers (including Tirebiter) debate the seemingly endless war.

22.Like Chris Rock on OJ, Watts doesnt say traditional war is right, but he understands the need and the goals.

23.Or perhaps at least the Jazz Age. Leading to aCrowning Moment of Funnyas the pilots practice bombing the absolute shit out of the desert while muzak plays: Crow:Were gonna bomb em back to the Jazz Age! TV Tropes on Mystery Science Theater 3000, Episode 612, The Starfighters.

24.Christian conservatives like the Buckleyites would often smugly assert that this was a truly spiritual view, which is true in the sense that Christianity and other Ceramic Religions seem to lead to it; when it is actually merely the crackpot spirit vs. matter spirituality that Watts contrasts with a really thoroughgoing spiritual materialism.

25.Sir Fred Hoyles October the First is Too Late imagines that men of present England, dumped into a world where WWI is still raging in France, would immediately try to stop the slaughter. Perhaps, but would they have done the same if it were 1942? See my Worlds Enough & Times: The Unintentionally Weird Fiction of Fred Hoyle, here.

26.Again, in the phenomenal world. Ultimately, at the end of this Manvantara, Black wins but the wheel immediately flips, setting up first the sleep of Brahman, then a new Golden Age as the cycle begins again. See The Basic Myth in Does It Matter?

27.Needless to say, the global oligarchs are fully onboard this, like all other aspects of the Liberal agenda; permanent war means permanent profits.

28.Marxism might at first seem to be an alternative to the Social Darwinist individualism of the Right, what with its obsession with classes, but just like Darwin (another iconoclast beloved of skeptics and other nerdy asshats), Marxists do not see the people as natural products of the State, but as random individuals united only by superficial nominalism of class characteristics. Even Marx recognized that Religion is . . . the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions.

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His yo-yo adventure forced Bob to boil down 20 years of hard-earned experience about life as an entrepreneur into a fun, but no-nonsense, only-if-it-works outlook on business. This make it fun, but get it done attitude has given Bob an expert edge not only in marketing but also in practical, proven customer service practices, solid common-sense employee management, super efficient operations, and focusing the entrepreneurial spirit.

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As a manager, proper sales training can be a tough nut to crack evenly. With copious amounts of advice out there, its best to develop a concrete plan. You could hire sales training companies, but Lessonly has put together a pretty great resource to get you started. From there you can build and organize your own content.

In this free sales training ideas resource, well be covering common sales training courses, sales coaching techniques, sales class examples, and supplying you with other sales resources to check out. Below is a sneak peak into the resource (but we suggest downloading it. Its much more entertaining.)

At Lessonly, were big fans of the flipped-classroom approach. That means, instead of having a big group sit down and listen, let the group learn on their own, then come back and exemplify what has been learned.

With that said, Lessonly offers a platform for employee learning with intuitive content creation and seamless deliverability. Creators can assign lessons, quiz learners, and track progress all within one interface. So, say youre ready to build that content. What sales training topics do you start with?

Before we suggest specific lessons, lets think broader. A sales training course as an umbrella a broad topic. Under the course is lessons. Lessons revolve around the topic, but are more in-depth in answering, Why?

For example, you can have a course labeled Sales Coaching Techniques but then have lessons underneath it labeled Team Building Activities or Incentive Ideas. We touch on those specific topics in the resource. To cater to a specific industry, maybe you have a course called Automotive Sales Training, but then you have a lesson on Used Car Sales Training Programs.

Here are some subjects we strongly suggest including as sales training courses:

Negotiating Skills No sales rep will deal with passivity. Every rep must be able to deal with discount questions and timing restraints. Have specific lessons about negotiating deals. Whether its product or contract, there are approaches sales reps must be versed in to effectively win for both sides. That way, when a sales rep is selling a prospect who is also a sales rep, shell know what to do and be confident in doing it.

After youve built up plenty of training content, and youve dispersed it to new reps to study, let them show you what theyre made of. Its good to get your reps immersed in the context before they give themselves the opportunity to trip up. On top of creative contexts, step outside of the material and really get to know the people youll be working with.

If youre not mixing in a little fun in your training, then youre basically imitating the classroom scene from Ferris Buellers Day Off. What were trying to say is: dont be boring. Have some cool team building training ideas, role playing scenarios, and incentive ideas for sales training. Well have a few examples fleshed out in the resource above.

All sales teams need material to reference. If youve built up a plethora of helpful lessons in Lessonly, then youre on top of your game. If not, youll get there, but until then, have a variety of resources sales teams can access.

Sales articles are usually the first go-to. Theyre easily accessible on the internet, and if you have a favorite sales publication, it can be delivered right to the office! We have quite the sale leader, Conner Burt. Hes been leading sales since the beginning and has had experience working with all pieces of the sales pipeline. Hes often giving his own tips on Hubspots Sales blog. Articles are aplenty, but we suggest that after reading, write down the important takeaway points that youd like to incorporate later in ongoing training.

Sales training seminars are also really great for takeaways. Whether its sending a team to one or holding your own, theres plenty to be learned between sales rookies and veterans when you have them all in one place.

At the end of your training or as you go along, have a discourse with your learners. Ask for feedback. In fact, insist upon it. That way, they know youre learning too.

A combination of great elearning content, ice-breaking, and role-playing will make the sales training process fluid. Heck, by the end of it, it wont seem like training at all. Your learners will associate it with a good time, not a groggy one. After initial training, ongoing training will be embraced and taken in stride.

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A Charlotte personal injury lawyer is a person who offers legal statements on behalf of persons who claim to have been physically or mentally injured due to the carelessness of another person.

If you or someone you know have been in a truck accident that has caused them serious injuries and losses, it is best to contact a Tucson truck accident attorney as soon as possible.

While this is a better approach than acting in a confrontational manner, it should not be confused with the reality that insurance companies do not work for the benefit of those who have been injured.

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If you are not sure of the consequences, the professionals are always there to be by your side.

However, if it is a serious case, you must hire an attorney for personal injury and go to court with the case.

An injured person can physically recover from injuries but will not be able to recover the setback caused without adequate compensation.

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Thats the question that every seller and company should be asking themselves. Whats in it for this buyer? Whats in it for this prospect? Whats in it for our customers?

Whats in it for Them is a mindset. Its what drives collaboration and value to the buyer and ultimately the seller and company.

If your buyers were direct they would tell you that they want you to make buying your solution easy.

They would tell you that they dont want MORE information and useless chatter they want sales professionals to address their problems, opportunities, wants, and needs efficiently and collaboratively.

And yet most sellers arent sure how to make it about Them or how to collaborate. They are trained to share information on their product, service, company, and, lets face it on themselves!

Product information dumps dont work well sellers need to cut through the extraneous detail and hype and focus their conversations on the relevant information for that buyer and situation.

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Pygmalion was an ancient Greek legend, who was a sculptor and a king. He fell in love with his own ivory statue of his own ideal woman. He prayed. In response to his prayer, the Goddess gave life to the statue and then the king married it.

This much of information was sufficient for me to know why the title of this book was chosen by G.B. Shaw, Pygmalion. I very much liked the character of Mr. Higgins in the play. He is a professor and scientist of phonetics and very confident about his knowl

This much of information was sufficient for me to know why the title of this book was chosen by G.B. Shaw, Pygmalion. I very much liked the character of Mr. Higgins in the play. He is a professor and scientist of phonetics and very confident about his knowledge and acumen.

While reading the book I realized that everyone is like Pygmalion. Everyone likes and adores whatever is created by him or her. Three years old daughter of my neighbor first makes a bridge from the cards and then claps and laughs seeing it, and during this spree when someone breaks it or it is shattered by the wind, she weeps. She perhaps loves her creation. Though momentary, she expresses the feelings of love and pain with a unique sort of fervor to those childish maneuvers and efforts.

I too was probably like Pygmalion when I was a kid, but unlike this small daughter of my neighbor, I did not feel pain when one day my creation was destroyed!

My creation was a cat made up of snow. When one day there occurred, an event of a very heavy snow fall, all houses and trees were covered with the white sheet of snow and remained covered for a few days. I made a sculpture of cat of the snow, just outside the window of my room. It was not an exact replica of a cat, In fact it looked like a small cow, a bit bulky in size and a bit distorted but still it was a cat for me and I had placed a few whiskers of string on its front bulging shape, which according to me was the mouth of my cat, and I inserted two small round glass shooters, a few inches above those whiskers to make them look like eyes of my cat.

My this awkward looking cat remained there just outside the window of my room for two days possibly. There was not at all sunshine for two days. Temperature was below zero and snow did not melt. I kept watching my cat again and again and adored its ludicrous shape during those two days.

Then third day Sun shone with all its brilliance and in the very morning time itself, my cat melted away and disappeared. But I did not feel bad as I knew by that time if snow would be there again, I would recreate my cat again.

However in that season there was no snowfall again. And in the next season, I was one year older and the Pygmalion within me was now matured enough to make other kind of creations !

Actually I am talking all this rubbish because these two events just flashed over my mind when I was reading this play. The character of Prof Higgins was very much like me, when I was a kid . Overconfident and heartless !

I read this book for the first time and this was a wonderful experience. Then I watched the 1938 movie of Leslie Howard as Professor Henry Higgins and Wendy Hiller as Eliza Doolittle and this movie extraordinarily complemented my experience of reading the book.

What a fine movie and wonderful acting by its cast!

The only difference between the play and the movie was its ending. Shaw kept his play realistic but there is a different ending in the movie, there might have been commercial reasons behind this change!

There are 5 acts in this play. The beginning of this play is so sweet. Thunders and then rain.People rushing into the shelters. closing a dripping umbrella in the street. A street flower girl calling the name of a young man and then a mother and daughter asking the street flower girl.

Now tell me how you know that young gentlemans name?

Prof. Higgins, a scientist of phonetics, takes a challenge that he will be able to transform the cockney speaking Covent Garden flower girl, Eliza Doolittle, into a woman as poised and well-spoken as a duchess. He meets his challenge wonderfully.

There are such fools that they think style comes by nature to people in their position; and so they never learn. There is always something professional about doing a thing superlatively well.

Higgins is so obsessed with his work and knowledge that he hardly appreciates anything else, whether they are emotions or other trivial felicities of our surroundings .When Liza feels something for him and he denies her. She feels letdown.

Liza : what did you do it for if you didnt care for me ?

Higgins : Why , because it was my job.

Liza : you never thought of the trouble it would make for me.

Higgins : Would the world ever have been made if its maker had been afraid of making trouble. There is only one way of escaping trouble; and thats killing things. Cowards, you notice, are always shrieking to have trouble some people killed.

Probably many people are already familiar with story and they have seen many movies based on the play, but for me this was first time. Even in my school days I missed this book, so a highly satisfying five star read for me.

This enriched me on many levels. I am quenched!

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Dictionary.com UnabridgedBased on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, Random House, Inc. 2018

He went on to be a star on the international circuit all the way until his retirement in 2013.

About a week later, Wolfinger announced his retirement after 27 years in office.

When it was all over, Protess had negotiated his retirement and left the school.

In retirement, Frank is consciously trying to pare down and rein in.

It seems that, in the remaining few weeks before his retirement, Letterman is getting bold or perhaps creepy.

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1590s, "act of retreating," also "act of withdrawing into seclusion," from Middle French retirement (1570s); see retire + -ment. Meaning "privacy" is from c.1600; that of "withdrawal from occupation or business" is from 1640s.

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